Same analysis. No diplomacy. Roast mode runs your holdings through the full Insightfolio report — allocation, risk, costs, overlap, performance — and then writes it up like a friend who has seen your trades and is done being polite.
Every quote below is lifted word for word from a public report in the community explorer. Nothing was rewritten for this page — open one and read the rest.
This portfolio looks like someone started building a sensible ETF core and then rage-clicked “add tech rocket ships.” Over half the money is in two broad-ish US equity ETFs, which sounds mature, until 31% is then hurled into two single mega-cap stocks plus a tiny moonshot in IONQ and a triple-leveraged toy.
This portfolio looks like someone copied a basic textbook layout then stopped halfway through the chapter. You’ve got 30% in a plain S&P 500 clone, 20% in a broad international fund, 15% in a dividend ETF, and the rest thrown into a bond sampler platter.
This portfolio is built like a nervous driver on the highway: mostly in the middle lane, occasionally peeking at the fast lane, with a firm grip on the brakes.
Roast mode changes the write-up, nothing else. The same holdings go through the same allocation, risk, cost and performance engine, and you get the same report with the same charts.
The jokes go at the concentration you did not notice, the two funds holding the same thing, and the fee you forgot about. Never at the person holding them.
A sensible allocation gets a sensible verdict. Roast mode simply refuses to be impressed about it.
These are the sections of a normal Insightfolio report. In roast mode each one keeps its numbers and loses its manners.
Is a roast report a real analysis?
Yes. Roast mode changes the writing, not the maths. The same holdings go through the same allocation, risk, cost and performance engine, and you get the same report with the same charts. Only the commentary changes.
How harsh does it actually get?
It is blunt about the portfolio, never about you. When an allocation is sensible, the roast says so — just without the applause.
Can I get the same portfolio in the neutral tone?
Yes. The tone is picked per report, so you can run the same holdings again in the regular style and compare the two.
Will my roast report be public?
Yes — reports appear in the community explorer, which is exactly where the examples on this page come from. Nothing about your identity is attached to them.
Paste your holdings and get the full breakdown in about two minutes — in a tone that will not pretend everything is fine. Your first report is free, no card needed.