Momentum junkie portfolio hiding inside a closet index with a small cap value side quest
This portfolio is what happens when someone wanted to be spicy but ordered mild.
🔥 Roast mode
Roast my portfolio
Same analysis. No diplomacy. Roast mode runs your holdings through the full Insightfolio report — allocation, risk, costs, overlap, performance — and then writes it up like a friend who has seen your trades and is done being polite.
Roast my portfolio
Your first report is free
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Actual output
Real roasts, real portfolios
Every quote below is lifted word for word from a public report in the community explorer. Nothing was rewritten for this page — open one and read the rest.
Quiet overachiever portfolio that still manages to trip over its own love of safety and simplicity
This portfolio looks like someone wanted one-click simplicity, panicked halfway through, and started bolt‑on tinkering.
Tech obsessed index hugger with a side of China drama and unearned drawdown pain
This portfolio looks diversified at first glance, then immediately trips over its own reflection. Almost half is in a broad US fund, then nearly a quarter piles into a NASDAQ tracker that mostly owns the exact same giants.
How it works
The numbers do not flinch. Only the writing does.
Exactly the same analysis
Roast mode changes the write-up, nothing else. The same holdings go through the same allocation, risk, cost and performance engine, and you get the same report with the same charts.
Rude about the portfolio, not about you
The jokes go at the concentration you did not notice, the two funds holding the same thing, and the fee you forgot about. Never at the person holding them.
It admits when you are right
A sensible allocation gets a sensible verdict. Roast mode simply refuses to be impressed about it.
What gets roasted
Every section of the report, with the gloves off
These are the sections of a normal Insightfolio report. In roast mode each one keeps its numbers and loses its manners.
Asset classes
Regions
Sectors
Market capitalization
Ongoing product costs
Dividends
Redundant positions
True holdings
Risk contribution
Growth
Projection
Factors
Before you get roasted
Is a roast report a real analysis?
Yes. Roast mode changes the writing, not the maths. The same holdings go through the same allocation, risk, cost and performance engine, and you get the same report with the same charts. Only the commentary changes.
How harsh does it actually get?
It is blunt about the portfolio, never about you. When an allocation is sensible, the roast says so — just without the applause.
Can I get the same portfolio in the neutral tone?
Yes. The tone is picked per report, so you can run the same holdings again in the regular style and compare the two.
Will my roast report be public?
Yes — reports appear in the community explorer, which is exactly where the examples on this page come from. Nothing about your identity is attached to them.
Bring your worst allocation
Paste your holdings and get the full breakdown in about two minutes — in a tone that will not pretend everything is fine. Your first report is free, no card needed.