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Ultra-cautious bond bunker chasing yield while politely ignoring actual growth

Report created on Jul 8, 2026

Risk profile Info

1/7
Secure
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Diversification profile Info

4/5
Broadly Diversified
Less diversification More diversification

Positions

This portfolio is basically a padded cell made of short-term bonds and buffers. Four ETFs, all defensive, no real growth engine anywhere in sight. It’s less a portfolio and more a glorified high-yield savings account wearing an ETF costume. The structure screams “please don’t move” at your money. That might look comforting, but it also means there’s almost no participation in the actual upside of markets. It’s like buying season tickets to the game and then choosing a seat facing the concession stand. Very low drama, yes, but also very low potential for anything interesting to happen.

Growth Info

Historically, this thing has done exactly what it’s built to do: not much, very calmly. A 4.87% CAGR while the US and global markets ran at roughly 19% is basically sitting out a bull market in the lobby. Max drawdown of only -2.39% is impressively dull – a proper snoozefest. But that snoozefest cost about 14% per year in underperformance versus the US market. CAGR (compound annual growth rate) is the “average speed” over time; this portfolio’s speed is closer to school-zone limits while the benchmarks are on the freeway.

Projection Info

The Monte Carlo projection politely confirms the same story. Monte Carlo just runs thousands of “what if” futures using historical-like randomness, like simulating 1,000 alternate timelines. Median outcome of $2,010 after 15 years from $1,000 is basically “barely doubling in a decade and a half.” The likely range of $1,678–$2,380 is tight and very unexciting, and the chance of a positive result is only 62.3%, which is weirdly meh for such a conservative build. It’s defensive enough to be boring, but still not so overwhelmingly rewarding that the boredom feels justified.

Asset classes Info

  • Bonds
    50%
  • No data
    30%
  • Stocks
    20%

Asset-class-wise, this is a bond-centric bunker: 50% bonds, 20% stocks, and a chunky 30% “no data” black box. Ignoring the mystery slice, half the portfolio is locked into fixed income, which is basically the financial version of driving with the handbrake half on. The 20% in stocks is so small it can’t meaningfully carry long-term growth, it just decorates the statement. The design is heavily skewed toward stability over compounding, which is fine if the goal is emotional comfort, but mathematically it’s a slow lane commitment.

Sectors Info

  • Technology
    8%
  • Financials
    2%
  • Telecommunications
    2%
  • Consumer Discretionary
    2%
  • Health Care
    2%
  • Industrials
    2%
  • Consumer Staples
    1%
  • Energy
    1%

This breakdown covers the equity portion of your portfolio only.

Sector exposure is almost a rounding error here. Technology at 8% and a scattering of 1–2% across everything else is like sprinkling a tiny amount of spice on a giant bowl of plain rice. There’s no real sector bet, but that’s mostly because there’s barely any equity to have a bet with. For a portfolio claiming “broadly diversified,” the sectors are more of a sideshow than a driver. The equities are just passengers sitting on top of a bond bus, chatting quietly and not touching the steering wheel.

Regions Info

  • North America
    20%

This breakdown covers the equity portion of your portfolio only.

Geographically, this thing is basically welded to North America at 20% equity exposure. It’s not “America or bust,” it’s “America or bonds.” Any global diversification is happening, if at all, inside those bond and income funds and doesn’t show up meaningfully in the equity slice. In practice, the portfolio is saying global equity markets are optional background noise. That keeps it simple, but also means any global growth story is largely ignored. The world might boom, but this portfolio is more interested in collecting coupons and going to bed early.

Market capitalization Info

  • No data
    30%
  • Mega-cap
    9%
  • Large-cap
    7%
  • Mid-cap
    4%

This breakdown covers the equity portion of your portfolio only.

On market cap, you’ve got a small tilt to mega and large caps, but again, the equity is so thin it barely matters. Mega-cap 9%, large-cap 7%, mid-cap 4%, and a hefty 30% “no data” void. So the visible stocks are big, boring grown‑ups, but they’re such a small part of the pie that their behavior is drowned out by bond-like holdings. This isn’t a deliberate “size strategy,” it’s just what happens when the main story is defensive yield and equity is treated like garnish instead of the main course.

True holdings Info

  • First American Funds Inc. - Treasury Obligations Fund
    2.80%
    Part of fund(s):
    • NEOS Enhanced Income 1-3 Month T-Bill ETF
  • JPMorgan Trust IV - Institutional Tax Free Money Market Fund
    1.71%
    Part of fund(s):
    • J.P. Morgan Exchange-Traded Fund Trust
  • BlackRock Liquidity Funds - MuniCash
    0.12%
    Part of fund(s):
    • iShares New York Muni Bond ETF
  • Top 10 total 4.63%

This breakdown covers the equity portion of your portfolio only.

The look-through data is hilariously tiny: only 4.6% of the portfolio is visible, and it’s basically money market and liquidity vehicles like a Treasury obligations fund and muni cash. So the only things we can clearly see are the financial equivalent of bottled water. Overlap analysis becomes a joke here — “do you have too much cash-like stuff spread across your cash-like funds?” Possibly, but the data’s too thin to be definitive. The portfolio hides in wrappers so well that the underlying exposures are like background extras in a movie with the lights off.

Factors Info

Value
Preference for undervalued stocks
Neutral
Data availability: 20%
Size
Exposure to smaller companies
Neutral
Data availability: 75%
Momentum
Exposure to recently outperforming stocks
Neutral
Data availability: 20%
Quality
Preference for financially healthy companies
Neutral
Data availability: 20%
Yield
Preference for dividend-paying stocks
High
Data availability: 100%
Low Volatility
Preference for stable, lower-risk stocks
Very high
Data availability: 70%

Factor exposures are estimated using statistical models based on historical data and measure systematic (market-relative) tilts, not absolute portfolio characteristics. Results may vary depending on the analysis period, data availability, and currency of the underlying assets.

Factor-wise, this portfolio is a low-volatility addict with a side of yield chasing. Low volatility at 89% is a huge tilt — that’s the “wrap me in bubble wrap” factor. Yield is high at 64%, so there’s a clear love of steady payouts. Everything else sits around neutral, meaning there’s no intentional style like value, quality, or momentum — just “don’t wobble and please pay me.” Factor exposure is basically the ingredient label, and this one reads like oatmeal: safe, soft, and unlikely to surprise anyone. Great for nerves, terrible for ambition.

Risk contribution Info

  • iShares New York Muni Bond ETF
    Weight: 25.00%
    51.3%
  • Innovator Defined Wealth Shield ETF
    Weight: 20.00%
    28.8%
  • NEOS Enhanced Income 1-3 Month T-Bill ETF
    Weight: 30.00%
    13.8%
  • J.P. Morgan Exchange-Traded Fund Trust
    Weight: 25.00%
    6.2%

Risk contribution exposes the real troublemaker: the iShares New York Muni Bond ETF is 25% of weight but a ridiculous 51% of total risk. That single position is doing double its share of the volatility lifting. The Innovator Defined Wealth Shield ETF throws in another 28.8% of risk at only 20% weight. Meanwhile, your supposed “safe” cash-ish holdings barely move the needle. Risk contribution is who’s actually rocking the boat, not who looks big on paper — and here, the muni fund is quietly the main character in a movie marketed as “nothing happens.”

Risk vs. return

This chart shows the Efficient Frontier, calculated using your current assets with different allocation combinations. It highlights the best balance between risk and return based on historical data. "Efficient" portfolios maximize returns for a given risk or minimize risk for a given return. Portfolios below the curve are less efficient. This is informational and not a recommendation to buy or sell any assets.

Click on the colored dots to explore allocations.

The efficient frontier section is the one place this portfolio actually flexes a bit. The current setup sits right on or near the frontier, which means, given these building blocks, the mix is mathematically efficient. But the Sharpe ratio of 0.5 versus a potential 3.05 (or even 4.07 for minimum variance) is the punchline. The ingredients are being combined sensibly; the problem is the pantry itself is full of extremely safe, low-return groceries. Efficient here just means “you’ve optimized your way to a pretty underwhelming destination.”

Dividends Info

  • NEOS Enhanced Income 1-3 Month T-Bill ETF 4.90%
  • J.P. Morgan Exchange-Traded Fund Trust 2.80%
  • iShares New York Muni Bond ETF 3.10%
  • Weighted yield (per year) 2.94%

Dividends and yield are clearly the main emotional anchor. A 2.94% total yield with standout payouts from the NEOS T‑Bill ETF and the muni fund screams “income now, growth maybe never.” There’s a heavy psychological comfort in seeing regular distributions, but financially it’s often just your own money coming back with a name tag. Overreliance on yield can be like judging a restaurant purely by portion size, not the actual nutritional value. This portfolio is laser-focused on the paycheck feeling, even if it smothers long-term compounding potential.

Ongoing product costs Info

  • Innovator Defined Wealth Shield ETF 0.69%
  • NEOS Enhanced Income 1-3 Month T-Bill ETF 0.38%
  • J.P. Morgan Exchange-Traded Fund Trust 0.18%
  • iShares New York Muni Bond ETF 0.25%
  • Weighted costs total (per year) 0.36%

Costs are a mixed bag: total TER of 0.36% is not outrageous, but it’s not dirt cheap considering how simple the strategy is. The Innovator Defined Wealth Shield ETF at 0.69% is doing fancy risk-wrapping tricks, but that’s a decent chunk of fee for something positioned in such a conservative, low-return environment. Paying nearly 0.4% to run what is basically a high-yield cash-plus structure is like tipping 20% on a fast-food order: it won’t bankrupt you, but it’s definitely generous for what you’re getting.

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