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Three stock rollercoaster with boss level risk and suspiciously optimistic backstory

Report created on May 5, 2026

Risk profile Info

6/7
Aggressive
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Diversification profile Info

4/5
Broadly Diversified
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Positions

This isn’t a portfolio so much as a three-player boss fight. Half the money is riding on one cyclical industrial name, with the rest split between two giant US tech platforms. That “Broadly Diversified” label is absolutely doing charity work here: three stocks is not broad, it’s just three. Structurally, this thing behaves like a single-theme bet with two high‑growth shock absorbers stapled on. When one name is 50%, there is no debate about who’s in charge. The whole structure screams, “I want equity returns, but I’ll accept casino-style swings to get them.”

Growth Info

The historical performance looks like a cheat code: turn €1,000 into €9,832 in under six years with a 49.85% CAGR. That’s more than triple the US market and global market, which makes this backtest look like a highlight reel, not a normal season. Then you see the -50.47% max drawdown and remember gravity exists. CAGR (compound annual growth rate) is basically the “average speed” of the trip; here it’s like averaging a motorway dash with a crash into a ditch. Past data is helpful, but this level of outperformance is usually a phase, not a lifestyle.

Projection Info

The Monte Carlo simulation basically asks, “What happens if history rhymes but doesn’t repeat?” It throws the portfolio’s past volatility into a statistical blender and spits out thousands of 15‑year paths. The median outcome turns €1,000 into €2,689, which is suddenly far more normal than that €9,832 nostalgia trip. The fact that the possible range runs from €926 to €7,379 shows how wildly this thing can swing. Monte Carlo is like a weather forecast: good for understanding storms, terrible for guaranteeing sunshine. The message: expect a bumpy ride, not a straight rocket.

Asset classes Info

  • Stocks
    100%

Asset class breakdown is the easiest slide: 100% stocks, zero chill. There’s no ballast from bonds, cash-like holdings, or anything remotely defensive. It’s like building a car with only an accelerator pedal and calling it “aggressive engineering.” Pure equity can be fine if you accept that downturns will feel like jumping off a balcony with no safety net. In risk terms, this portfolio lives and dies with equity markets and company-specific headlines. When everything is one asset class, the portfolio has exactly one mood: whatever stocks are feeling that day.

Sectors Info

  • Industrials
    50%
  • Technology
    30%
  • Telecommunications
    20%

Sector-wise, this thing is a 50% bet on an industrial player, 30% on cutting-edge chips, and 20% on digital advertising/communications. Calling that diversified is generous. Half in industrials means a huge exposure to economic cycles, regulation, and energy-related chaos. The tech and communication chunk is basically “growth-or-bust” territory, prone to euphoria on the way up and panic on the way down. Compared with broad indexes that spread across many sectors, this is more like picking a few favourite plotlines and skipping the rest of the market’s story.

Regions Info

  • North America
    50%
  • Europe Developed
    50%

Geographically, it’s a neat 50/50 split between Europe developed and North America, but that symmetry is misleading comfort. The European half is basically one industrial company; the US half is two tech giants. So any talk of “geographic diversification” is really just “two big bets on two regions via three names.” When one European stock is the entire European exposure, you’re not hedging Europe, you’re betting on how that one management team handles every crisis. It’s less a world portfolio and more a small, very opinionated world tour.

Market capitalization Info

  • Mega-cap
    50%
  • Large-cap
    50%

On market cap, the portfolio is technically balanced: 50% mega‑cap, 50% large‑cap. That sounds sophisticated until you remember it’s still only three companies. Mega‑caps tend to be steadier juggernauts; large‑caps can still wobble like toddlers on caffeine. The split suggests some accidental smoothing of volatility, but not enough to fight against single‑name risk. In a diversified portfolio, mega vs large vs mid and small all blend into a nice, messy stew; here, they’re just three big dishes on a tiny table. One bad quarter from any of them still ruins dinner.

Risk contribution Info

  • Siemens Energy AG
    Weight: 50.00%
    63.1%
  • NVIDIA Corporation
    Weight: 30.00%
    28.5%
  • Alphabet Inc Class A
    Weight: 20.00%
    8.3%

Risk contribution lays out who’s actually shaking the boat. Siemens Energy at 50% weight is doing 63.14% of the total risk — it’s the drunk friend steering the car. NVIDIA, at 30% weight and 28.53% risk share, is wild but at least proportionate. Alphabet is the quiet one: 20% weight but only 8.33% of the risk. Risk contribution tells you which holdings hog volatility, not just capital. Here, one stock utterly dominates the mood of the portfolio. If it sneezes, the whole thing catches pneumonia, regardless of how well the others behave.

Risk vs. return

This chart shows the Efficient Frontier, calculated using your current assets with different allocation combinations. It highlights the best balance between risk and return based on historical data. "Efficient" portfolios maximize returns for a given risk or minimize risk for a given return. Portfolios below the curve are less efficient. This is informational and not a recommendation to buy or sell any assets.

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The efficient frontier chart is quietly roasting the portfolio’s choices. The current setup has a Sharpe of 1.34 — decent — but it sits 2.03 percentage points below what’s possible with the same three holdings rearranged. Translation: even within your own tiny universe, you’re not using the ingredients efficiently. Sharpe ratio is “return per unit of risk,” like judging a car by speed per litre of fuel burned. The max‑Sharpe version delivers slightly lower return but at materially less risk, while the minimum variance version dials risk down even further. This mix is basically paying extra stress for bragging rights.

Dividends Info

  • Siemens Energy AG 0.40%
  • Weighted yield (per year) 0.20%

Dividends here are mostly symbolic. Siemens Energy throws out a 0.40% yield, dragging the total up to a heroic 0.20%. That’s not income, that’s spare change. This is clearly a growth‑chasing, capital‑gains‑or‑bust portfolio, not something built to generate regular cash flow. Relying on price appreciation is fine, but it does mean the only way this thing pays you is if the market continues to adore these names. In dividend terms, the portfolio is basically shrugging and saying, “You’ll eat later — maybe — if the share price behaves.”

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