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A tech-heavy portfolio that's one bad code away from crashing

Report created on Aug 9, 2025

Risk profile Info

5/7
Growth
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Diversification profile Info

2/5
Low Diversity
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Positions

At first glance, this portfolio screams "I love technology more than a teenager loves their smartphone." With a 50/50 split between a tech ETF and an S&P 500 ETF, it's like wearing a belt and suspenders but forgetting pants. The diversification is so low it's practically subterranean. It's akin to putting all your eggs in one basket and then asking the basket to balance on a tightrope over a canyon. The lack of variety here is not just a red flag; it's a whole parade of them.

Growth Info

Historically, this portfolio has been riding the tech wave like a pro surfer, boasting a CAGR of 18.78%. But remember, even the best surfers wipe out when the wave crashes. The -32.71% max drawdown is a stark reminder that high waves come with deep troughs. Relying on past performance here is like driving by looking in the rearview mirror; it works until the road turns.

Projection Info

The Monte Carlo simulation suggests this portfolio could potentially make you rich or give you a heart attack, with a 50th percentile projection of a 1,005.1% return. But let's not forget, Monte Carlo simulations are like weather forecasts for your investments; they're educated guesses, not guarantees. The range from the 5th to the 67th percentile is wider than the Grand Canyon, indicating this ride could be as smooth as a roller coaster with missing tracks.

Asset classes Info

  • Stocks
    100%

The asset class allocation in this portfolio is like attending a music festival that only books DJs. Sure, you love electronic music, but what about when you're in the mood for some jazz, rock, or classical? Sticking 100% to stocks, especially with such a heavy tech bias, is like saying, "Volatility? Yeah, love that thrill," until the market takes a dive, and suddenly, it's not so thrilling anymore.

Sectors Info

  • Technology
    66%
  • Financials
    7%
  • Consumer Discretionary
    5%
  • Telecommunications
    5%
  • Health Care
    5%
  • Industrials
    4%
  • Consumer Staples
    3%
  • Energy
    2%
  • Utilities
    1%
  • Real Estate
    1%
  • Basic Materials
    1%

This portfolio has a 66% allocation to technology, which is like having a diet consisting of 66% chocolate; delightful until health problems arise. The remaining sectors are sprinkled in like afterthoughts, barely enough to call it diversified. This tech addiction could lead to significant heartache if the sector takes a hit. It's time to consider balancing your diet before you're forced to.

Regions Info

  • North America
    99%

With 99% of the portfolio in North America, it's clear this portfolio suffers from extreme home bias. It's like refusing to eat anything but fast food because it's convenient. The lack of international exposure could mean missing out on global growth opportunities, akin to saying, "The world? Never heard of it." Expanding your geographic palate could introduce some much-needed variety and potential for risk mitigation.

Market capitalization Info

  • Mega-cap
    49%
  • Large-cap
    30%
  • Mid-cap
    15%
  • Small-cap
    4%
  • Micro-cap
    1%

The market capitalization spread is like someone who only shops at either boutique stores or mega malls, ignoring everything in between. With 49% in mega and 30% in big caps, there's a clear preference for the giants. While this may seem like playing it safe, it also means missing out on the growth potential of smaller companies. It's time to explore the whole shopping center, not just the anchor stores.

Risk vs. return

This chart shows the Efficient Frontier, calculated using your current assets with different allocation combinations. It highlights the best balance between risk and return based on historical data. "Efficient" portfolios maximize returns for a given risk or minimize risk for a given return. Portfolios below the curve are less efficient. This is informational and not a recommendation to buy or sell any assets.

Click on the colored dots to explore allocations.

This portfolio's approach to risk vs. return optimization is like trying to balance on a tightrope while juggling chainsaws. The heavy tech focus paired with a complete disregard for diversification makes it a high-risk, high-reward gamble. This isn't optimization; it's speculation. Striving for a balance that doesn't leave you vulnerable to sector-specific downturns is crucial for long-term success.

Dividends Info

  • Vanguard Information Technology Index Fund ETF Shares 0.50%
  • Vanguard S&P 500 ETF 1.20%
  • Weighted yield (per year) 0.85%

The dividend yield is modest, like finding a few coins under the sofa cushions. It's a nice bonus, but don't plan your retirement around it. With a total yield of 0.85%, this portfolio isn't going to keep you warm at night with its cash flow. It's more of a "nice to have" than a reliable income stream, akin to a small holiday bonus from your employer.

Ongoing product costs Info

  • Vanguard Information Technology Index Fund ETF Shares 0.10%
  • Vanguard S&P 500 ETF 0.03%
  • Weighted costs total (per year) 0.06%

At least the costs are low, with a total TER of 0.06%. It's like finding a cheap, reliable car that gets you from point A to B without flashy features. This is one of the few commendable aspects of the portfolio, proving that even a broken clock is right twice a day. Keep this frugality in mind as you explore more diversified and balanced investment options.

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