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A portfolio that thinks global but is overly fond of tech and big caps

Report created on Jul 9, 2025

Risk profile Info

4/7
Balanced
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Diversification profile Info

4/5
Broadly Diversified
Less diversification More diversification

Positions

Looking at this portfolio, it’s like someone thought, “Let’s travel the world, but only stay in five-star hotels.” With 83% parked in a global ETF and 17% in a NASDAQ-100 ETF, it's like betting everything on red and black at the roulette table and pretending it's a strategy. The “broadly diversified” claim feels like calling a pizza with one of every topping well-balanced. Sure, there are bits of everything, but the base is still just dough and tomato sauce.

Growth Info

Historically, this portfolio has strutted around with a CAGR of 11.72%, which isn't bad until you realize it's been riding the tech boom like a surfer who thinks the wave will never crash. The -32.27% max drawdown is a stark reminder that what goes up can come down hard and fast. It's like celebrating your marathon time without mentioning you took a taxi for half the distance.

Projection Info

Monte Carlo simulations suggest a wild ride ahead, with potential returns swinging from +109.4% to +782.0%. It’s like forecasting the weather by saying it might be sunny, or there could be a tornado. While simulations are useful, they're not crystal balls. Betting your financial future on them is like planning your retirement around winning the lottery.

Asset classes Info

  • Stocks
    100%

With 100% in stocks, this portfolio is like a diet consisting entirely of steak – rich and potentially rewarding, but lacking in essential nutrients. The absence of bonds, real estate, or commodities means there’s no safety net when the stock market decides to take a dive. It’s high time to diversify the diet before scurvy sets in.

Sectors Info

  • Technology
    30%
  • Financials
    15%
  • Consumer Discretionary
    11%
  • Telecommunications
    10%
  • Industrials
    9%
  • Health Care
    8%
  • Consumer Staples
    6%
  • Energy
    3%
  • Basic Materials
    3%
  • Utilities
    2%
  • Real Estate
    2%

The sector allocation has a heavy tilt towards technology at 30%, making it look like someone who still thinks the internet is a fad that might catch on. While tech has been the market darling, putting that many eggs in one basket is like betting your retirement on a single horse because you like its name.

Regions Info

  • North America
    72%
  • Europe Developed
    13%
  • Asia Emerging
    4%
  • Japan
    4%
  • Asia Developed
    3%
  • Australasia
    1%
  • Africa/Middle East
    1%
  • Latin America
    1%

With 72% in North America, this portfolio screams “home bias” louder than an eagle at a Fourth of July parade. The smattering of international exposure is like adding a dash of pepper to an otherwise bland meal – it’s there, but it’s not enough to make things interesting.

Market capitalization Info

  • Mega-cap
    50%
  • Large-cap
    34%
  • Mid-cap
    14%

The heavy lean on mega (50%) and big (34%) caps is like having a friend group composed entirely of celebrities. It’s glamorous and can lead to some big wins, but it lacks the spice and diversity that smaller names can bring. Remember, even Goliath had his bad days.

Risk vs. return

This chart shows the Efficient Frontier, calculated using your current assets with different allocation combinations. It highlights the best balance between risk and return based on historical data. "Efficient" portfolios maximize returns for a given risk or minimize risk for a given return. Portfolios below the curve are less efficient. This is informational and not a recommendation to buy or sell any assets.

Click on the colored dots to explore allocations.

Efficiency is not this portfolio’s middle name. It’s like using a sledgehammer to crack a nut. Sure, you’ll get the job done, but there’s going to be collateral damage. Striving for a better risk-return mix is crucial unless you enjoy financial roller coasters without a safety harness.

Ongoing product costs Info

  • Invesco EQQQ NASDAQ-100 UCITS ETF 0.35%
  • SSgA SPDR ETFs Europe I Public Limited Company - SPDR MSCI ACWI UCITS ETF 0.45%
  • Weighted costs total (per year) 0.43%

At a total TER of 0.43%, the costs are not astronomical, but they’re not pocket change either. It’s like paying for a gym membership you use just enough to not cancel. While not the worst offender, every little bit eats into returns, especially in leaner years.

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