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A high-octane ride through tech giants and consumer staples with a side of everything else

Report created on Jul 30, 2025

Risk profile Info

5/7
Growth
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Diversification profile Info

2/5
Low Diversity
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Positions

Kicking off with a composition that reads like a who's who of the stock market's prom kings and queens, this portfolio is less diversified and more like a fan club for mega-cap darlings. With over 35% in just the Vanguard S&P 500 ETF, it's like putting most of your eggs in one basket, then handing that basket to the biggest guy in the room. The rest is a mix of blue-chip heavy hitters and a token nod to semiconductors. It’s as if someone thought, "Let's play it safe," then halfway through, "But not too safe."

Growth Info

Historically, this portfolio has been on a sugar rush with a Compound Annual Growth Rate (CAGR) of 19.09%. That's like riding a rocket, but remember, what goes up can come down, and a -28.01% max drawdown shows it can come down hard. It's like those 45 days that made up 90% of returns were at a Vegas casino, betting it all on red and winning, until they didn't.

Projection Info

The Monte Carlo simulation, with its fancy 1,000 hypothetical future scenarios, suggests this portfolio could multiply an investor's money by over 11 times at the median. But before you start planning that yacht purchase, remember, Monte Carlo is like predicting the weather. Sure, it gives you a range, but it might also suggest you wear shorts in a snowstorm. The 5th percentile shows a much more modest gain, highlighting the roller coaster ride you're on.

Asset classes Info

  • Stocks
    100%

With 100% in stocks and a glaring absence of any other asset class, this portfolio is like a diet consisting entirely of steak. Sure, it's tasty and can fuel you up, but where are the veggies? The complete lack of bonds, commodities, or real estate means there's no cushion when the stock market decides to throw a tantrum. It's high-reward but also high-risk, like skateboarding without knee pads.

Sectors Info

  • Technology
    27%
  • Financials
    21%
  • Consumer Staples
    12%
  • Telecommunications
    11%
  • Consumer Discretionary
    10%
  • Health Care
    9%
  • Industrials
    6%
  • Energy
    1%
  • Utilities
    1%
  • Real Estate
    1%
  • Basic Materials
    1%

Tech and financial services together gobble up nearly half the portfolio, with consumer staples and everything else trailing behind. This sector allocation has the subtlety of a sledgehammer, making big bets on a few areas while barely acknowledging the existence of others. It's like having a football team but only playing your quarterback and wide receiver — sure, they're stars, but what happens when the other team starts scoring?

Regions Info

  • North America
    99%
  • Asia Developed
    1%
  • Europe Developed
    1%

This portfolio is almost exclusively wearing stars and stripes, with a 99% allocation to North America. The token 1% in Asia Developed and Europe Developed is like saying you're well-travelled because you once had a layover in Paris. In a global economy, ignoring international markets is like refusing to use Google Maps because you're convinced you know a shortcut.

Market capitalization Info

  • Mega-cap
    65%
  • Large-cap
    28%
  • Mid-cap
    7%

With a whopping 65% in mega-cap stocks, this portfolio is the financial equivalent of only hanging out with the popular kids. Sure, they're reliable and everybody knows them, but there's a whole world beyond the cool kids' table. The small and medium-cap stocks are essentially non-existent, which means missing out on growth opportunities that the big guys are too bloated to chase.

Risk vs. return

This chart shows the Efficient Frontier, calculated using your current assets with different allocation combinations. It highlights the best balance between risk and return based on historical data. "Efficient" portfolios maximize returns for a given risk or minimize risk for a given return. Portfolios below the curve are less efficient. This is informational and not a recommendation to buy or sell any assets.

Click on the colored dots to explore allocations.

When it comes to the Efficient Frontier, this portfolio is like a car that only drives in the fast lane, efficiency be damned. The high-risk, high-return approach might look great in a bull market, but without proper risk-return optimization, it's vulnerable to market volatility. It's like trying to optimize your commute by only using freeways — great until you hit traffic.

Dividends Info

  • Costco Wholesale Corp 0.40%
  • Deere & Company 0.90%
  • Alphabet Inc Class C 0.40%
  • Johnson & Johnson 3.00%
  • VanEck Semiconductor ETF 0.40%
  • Visa Inc. Class A 0.70%
  • Vanguard S&P 500 ETF 1.20%
  • Weighted yield (per year) 0.75%

The dividend yield here is like finding loose change in your couch — nice to have but not enough to fund your retirement. With a total yield hovering around 0.75%, it's clear that income generation is not the priority. This portfolio is all about growth, which is fine until you realize you might want some steady cash flow when the growth party slows down.

Ongoing product costs Info

  • VanEck Semiconductor ETF 0.35%
  • Vanguard S&P 500 ETF 0.03%
  • Weighted costs total (per year) 0.03%

On the bright side, the costs are low, with the Total Expense Ratio (TER) barely registering. It's like finding a fee-free ATM; you're so surprised it exists, you almost want to take out money you don't need. This is one area where the portfolio actually shines, proving that even a high-flying, risk-taking investor can appreciate saving a few bucks on fees.

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