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A portfolio that's like a buffet with only three dishes: Diverse but uninspired

Report created on May 24, 2025

Risk profile Info

4/7
Balanced
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Diversification profile Info

4/5
Broadly Diversified
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Positions

This portfolio is like a party where only three guests showed up, but you're pretending it's a crowd. With 55% in a core MSCI World ETF, 25% in a World Small Cap ETF, and 20% in Emerging Markets, it's like saying, "I love diversity!" but only shopping at three stores in the international section. It's broadly diversified in name, but the lack of asset class variation is like wearing different shades of beige and calling it colorful.

Growth Info

Historically, this portfolio has been like a roller coaster that's exciting but not too scary, aiming for that sweet spot of thrills without the spills. A CAGR of 10.21% is respectable, like finishing a marathon without breaking any records. However, the max drawdown of -34.91% is a stark reminder that even the most balanced-looking portfolios can give you a financial wedgie when the market takes a dive.

Projection Info

The Monte Carlo simulation, with its fancy name, is essentially a financial fortune teller, forecasting a wide range of possible futures. The projections suggest that while you might not be buying a yacht anytime soon, you're also unlikely to end up living in a cardboard box. Still, banking on a median increase of 195.6% feels like trusting the weather forecast two weeks out – optimistic but potentially very wrong.

Asset classes Info

  • Stocks
    100%

Sticking to 100% stocks is like deciding every meal will be pizza because you love pizza. It's great until you realize you're missing out on essential nutrients. This portfolio's complete disregard for bonds, real estate, or any alternative investments is a bold move, akin to wearing flip-flops year-round: it's fun until it snows.

Sectors Info

  • Technology
    21%
  • Financials
    18%
  • Industrials
    12%
  • Consumer Discretionary
    11%
  • Health Care
    9%
  • Telecommunications
    7%
  • Consumer Staples
    6%
  • Basic Materials
    5%
  • Energy
    4%
  • Real Estate
    4%
  • Utilities
    3%

With heavy leans towards technology and financial services, this portfolio is riding the Silicon Valley and Wall Street waves. However, betting big on these sectors is like only training your biceps at the gym – you might look impressive in a T-shirt, but overall, you're not as fit as you think. Diversification across sectors is more than a buzzword; it's financial health.

Regions Info

  • North America
    56%
  • Europe Developed
    14%
  • Asia Emerging
    10%
  • Japan
    6%
  • Asia Developed
    6%
  • Africa/Middle East
    2%
  • Australasia
    2%
  • Latin America
    2%
  • Europe Emerging
    1%

The geographic allocation is heavily skewed towards North America, with a side of Europe and a sprinkle of Emerging Markets. This approach is like saying you're worldly because you once went to an international airport. Expanding your horizons beyond the familiar can lead to discovering hidden investment delicacies that could spice up your portfolio.

Market capitalization Info

  • Mega-cap
    36%
  • Large-cap
    25%
  • Mid-cap
    21%
  • Small-cap
    14%
  • Micro-cap
    3%

With a mix across mega to micro-caps, the portfolio tries to cover all bases but ends up looking like a confused baseball player who can't decide between batting or running. Mega and big caps provide stability, like a steady job, while small and micro-caps are the side hustles – exciting but unpredictable. Finding a better balance could prevent striking out during market volatility.

Risk vs. return

This chart shows the Efficient Frontier, calculated using your current assets with different allocation combinations. It highlights the best balance between risk and return based on historical data. "Efficient" portfolios maximize returns for a given risk or minimize risk for a given return. Portfolios below the curve are less efficient. This is informational and not a recommendation to buy or sell any assets.

Click on the colored dots to explore allocations.

The portfolio's current state versus its more efficient dream version is like comparing your 5k jog to an Olympian's sprint. There's room for improvement, with potential returns left on the table. Striving for a 12.56% expected return without upping the risk sounds like a no-brainer, but it requires stepping out of your comfort zone – think of it as finally signing up for that marathon instead of just thinking about it.

Ongoing product costs Info

  • iShares Core MSCI World UCITS ETF USD (Acc) 0.20%
  • iShares Core MSCI Emerging Markets IMI UCITS 0.18%
  • iShares MSCI World Small Cap UCITS ETF USD (Acc) 0.35%
  • Weighted costs total (per year) 0.23%

The total TER of 0.23% is like finding a decently priced meal at a tourist trap – surprisingly affordable. In a world where investment costs can eat into your returns like a hidden resort fee, this portfolio manages to keep its expenses under control, which is commendable. Still, always worth checking if you're actually getting your money's worth.

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