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A cautious portfolio that's secretly enamored with the S&P 500 and thinks gold is still a thing

Report created on Sep 2, 2025

Risk profile Info

3/7
Cautious
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Diversification profile Info

1/5
Single-Focused
Less diversification More diversification

Positions

Let's start with the elephant in the room: 60% of your portfolio is cuddling up with the Vanguard S&P 500 ETF like it's the only stock ETF in existence. With 20% in U.S. Treasury bonds and another 10% in short-term Treasury bonds, it's like you're preparing for retirement and the apocalypse simultaneously. Throwing in 10% in gold? That's the investing equivalent of keeping a landline phone "just in case."

Growth Info

With a CAGR of 11.86%, your portfolio has been humming along nicely, but let's not get carried away. Those returns are heavily leaning on the S&P 500's recent bull run, and that max drawdown of -19.84% is a gentle reminder that when the market sneezes, your portfolio could catch a cold. Days contributing to 90% of returns being at 30? That's like saying you've won a few big hands at poker but forgetting the countless small losses.

Projection Info

Monte Carlo simulations are like video games for investors, showing you how your portfolio might perform under different scenarios without risking real money. Your key percentiles paint a picture of optimism with a side of caution. A 47.7% increase at the 5th percentile is not too shabby, but remember, these simulations are as reliable as weather forecasts. They're educated guesses, not crystal balls.

Asset classes Info

  • Stocks
    60%
  • Bonds
    20%
  • Other
    10%
  • Cash
    10%

Your asset class party is a bit of a snooze fest. Stocks, bonds, a dash of gold, and a sprinkle of cash. It's like a diet that only consists of meat and potatoes—technically nutritious but missing some essential vitamins. Expanding your palate could help balance your nutritional, I mean, financial health.

Sectors Info

  • Technology
    21%
  • Financials
    8%
  • Consumer Discretionary
    6%
  • Telecommunications
    6%
  • Health Care
    6%
  • Industrials
    5%
  • Consumer Staples
    3%
  • Energy
    2%
  • Utilities
    1%
  • Real Estate
    1%
  • Basic Materials
    1%

A 21% tech weighting in your stock allocation? Bold move considering the roller coaster it's been on. Financials, consumer cyclicals, and healthcare round out your top sectors, making your portfolio look like a tech enthusiast who's also a part-time conservative investor. It's a bit of an identity crisis.

Regions Info

  • North America
    60%

With 60% of your assets in North America, it's clear you've got home country bias. The rest of the world apparently doesn't exist in your investing universe. Diversifying globally is like adding international spices to your meat and potatoes—it can enhance the flavor and, in this case, your returns.

Market capitalization Info

  • Mega-cap
    28%
  • Large-cap
    21%
  • Mid-cap
    11%
  • Small-cap
    1%

Your mega to small-cap ratio is like attending a party and only talking to the most popular people there. Sure, the megacaps (28%) and big caps (21%) are the life of the party now, but sometimes the most interesting stories (and growth opportunities) come from the small caps (1%) you're largely ignoring.

Risk vs. return

This chart shows the Efficient Frontier, calculated using your current assets with different allocation combinations. It highlights the best balance between risk and return based on historical data. "Efficient" portfolios maximize returns for a given risk or minimize risk for a given return. Portfolios below the curve are less efficient. This is informational and not a recommendation to buy or sell any assets.

Click on the colored dots to explore allocations.

Your portfolio's risk-return profile seems to be playing it safe while secretly betting big on the S&P 500. This "cautiously optimistic" approach might feel like a warm safety blanket, but it's more like a comforter that's too short. You're covered, but if the market takes a turn, you might find your toes sticking out in the cold.

Dividends Info

  • iShares U.S. Treasury Bond ETF 3.40%
  • iShares® 0-3 Month Treasury Bond ETF 4.40%
  • Vanguard S&P 500 ETF 1.20%
  • Weighted yield (per year) 1.84%

Your dividend yield is like finding loose change in the couch—nice to have but not life-changing. At 1.84% total yield, it's clear that income isn't your primary goal. Still, in a low-interest-rate environment, every penny counts, right? Maybe it's time to look for couches with more change.

Ongoing product costs Info

  • iShares U.S. Treasury Bond ETF 0.05%
  • abrdn Physical Gold Shares ETF 0.17%
  • iShares® 0-3 Month Treasury Bond ETF 0.07%
  • Vanguard S&P 500 ETF 0.03%
  • Weighted costs total (per year) 0.05%

Cheers on keeping your costs as low as a limbo stick at a beach party. With a total TER of just 0.05%, you're practically investing for free. Low costs are great, but let's not forget that even the cheapest investments need to be part of a balanced and thoughtfully diversified strategy.

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