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This portfolio puts all its eggs in one growth stock ETF basket and hopes for the best

Report created on Jul 7, 2025

Risk profile Info

5/7
Growth
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Diversification profile Info

2/5
Low Diversity
Less diversification More diversification

Positions

Diversification? Never heard of her, apparently. Putting 100% of your portfolio in a single ETF is like betting on one horse in the Grand National because its name sounds lucky. Sure, the Vanguard Growth Index Fund ETF might be a thoroughbred in the ETF world, but even Secretariat had bad days. Diversification isn't just a fancy word; it's your portfolio's safety net. Without it, you're just one bad market turn away from a faceplant.

Growth Info

A CAGR of 17.40% is like being the valedictorian at clown college; impressive until you realize the context. Sure, those numbers look great on paper, but they come with a roller coaster of emotions thanks to a max drawdown of -35.60%. That's not volatility; that's a thrill ride. Remember, past performance is as reliable as a weather forecast in the Bermuda Triangle.

Projection Info

Monte Carlo simulations suggest a future brighter than a supernova, with a potential 826.7% median increase. But let's not forget, Monte Carlo is also famous for its casinos, and we know how those odds usually work out for the gambler. These projections are like trusting a Magic 8-Ball for retirement advice — fun at parties but not something to stake your future on.

Asset classes Info

  • Stocks
    100%

Stocks, stocks, and oh, did I mention stocks? With 100% of your assets in equities, your portfolio is like a diet consisting solely of steak — rich and potentially rewarding but lacking essential nutrients. A little bond fiber or real estate vitamins could help balance things out and keep your financial health in check.

Sectors Info

  • Technology
    50%
  • Consumer Discretionary
    15%
  • Telecommunications
    14%
  • Financials
    7%
  • Health Care
    6%
  • Industrials
    4%
  • Consumer Staples
    2%
  • Real Estate
    1%
  • Basic Materials
    1%
  • Energy
    1%

Half of your portfolio is in tech, making it less diversified and more of a fan club. It's like having all your friends from the same online forum; diversifying your sectors is akin to meeting people with different interests. Tech is sexy until it's not. Remember, variety is the spice of life and portfolios.

Regions Info

  • North America
    100%

North America 100% — because why bother with the rest of the world, right? This portfolio has a 'Murica or bust attitude, ignoring the fact that there's a whole world of investment opportunities out there. It's like refusing to eat anything but hamburgers when there's a buffet available.

Market capitalization Info

  • Mega-cap
    65%
  • Large-cap
    23%
  • Mid-cap
    12%

Ah, the allure of the mega and big caps. It's like only watching blockbuster movies and ignoring indie films. Sure, they're less risky, but you're also missing out on potential growth stories. Plus, with no small caps, you're saying no to the investment equivalent of a sleeper hit.

Dividends Info

  • Vanguard Growth Index Fund ETF Shares 0.50%
  • Weighted yield (per year) 0.50%

A dividend yield of 0.50% is like finding a dollar on the sidewalk; it's nice but won't change your life. Relying on this for income is like planning your diet around free samples. A more balanced approach to dividends could add a nice cushion for the portfolio, especially in volatile markets.

Ongoing product costs Info

  • Vanguard Growth Index Fund ETF Shares 0.04%
  • Weighted costs total (per year) 0.04%

The one place you're actually efficient is in costs, with a Total Expense Ratio (TER) of 0.04%. It's like finding a perfectly good couch on the curb; cost-effective but let's not pretend it's a strategy. Low fees are great, but when that's your portfolio's highlight, it's time to reassess.

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